Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fire?

So recently my apartment suffered a small fire.  It started after some pipe soldering to fix a leak made the wall catch on fire.  While I have lived through a number of floods (don’t ask), this was my first fire, and I’ve got to say, the end result looks a lot like those floods I’d been through. 

But really it’s the events leading up to the actual fighting of the fire that amaze me most.  I got home the evening of the fire and started fixing dinner (leftovers of some sort).  Through the process I kept hearing banging from the apartment above.  I just thought it was our noisy neighbor moving furniture.  Finally, the banging started to get louder and it seemed to also be coming from outside my door as well.  I decided to check it out.  When I opened my apartment door (I live on the ground floor), the place was teeming with firemen – we’re talking at least a dozen.  The cops were also there (since they’d had to close off the street for the multiple fire engines to get by).  After staring in a bit of shock for a minute or two (and wondering why there was no fire alarm going off), I finally asked one of the firemen what was going on.  He said there was a fire in the building.  I asked if they needed to get in to my unit and when he saw where I lived he said ‘Um, yeah, the fire has spread to your unit.’  Maybe it was the ‘Um, yeah’ that kept me calm, but I happily let them in to investigate.  They were very nice about it – asking me if there was anything I wanted from the bathroom before they tore down the wall (all I could think to take was my stupid Crest Spinbrush). 

 It turned out that the firefighters had to tear down the wall between my bathroom and the neighbors’ apartment, since that was the source of the fire.  They then sprayed through the wall with their industrial-strength hoses, effectively flooding my bathroom and part of my bedroom.  And it doesn’t end there – they then had to break in to the units above ours, since the fire had moved up the wall.  After breaking through my bathroom ceiling and spraying even more water down from above, the final damage was complete.

 After a week in a hotel, I’m back in.  Looks pretty good, but it does annoy me that our landlord won’t pay for our food and transportation costs (the hotel was not in the most easy to access spot).  And this is AFTER we agreed to renew our lease.  Why is it Boston landlords are so frustrating to deal with?  Maybe because all the buildings are falling apart.

Oh well, I guess this whole ordeal could have been a lot worse – we could have owned, instead of rented.  Though I should be happy that the Cambridge fire department is so eager to save my building… although I suspect maybe they just had no better fires to fight that night.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Can't Resist

So I'm flipping through 'New Scientist' magazine and do a double take when I see the headline: 'Fart molecule could be next Viagra.' Leave to the Brits (who run New Scientist) to advertise a study this way.

Like Nitric Oxide (the molecule Viagra lets in), Hydrogen Sulfide (the active ingredient that makes farts smell bad) acts by relaxing the walls of the penis arteries, allowing more blood to flow in, thereby prompting an erection.

I have to agree with one of the New Scientist posters - Fart Molecule sounds like the name of a band...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Seriously?

This is truly turning my stomach. Kids these days... I guess regular piercings and tattoos aren't enough for them. Instead, they must feel the need to one up their rebellious predecessors with eyeball tattoos. See for yourself:
http://topics.oneriot.com/look-out-for-eyeball-tattoos

I've considered a tattoo before, but honestly, I'm a big wuss when it comes to pain. I can't even tear off a band-aid without some serious preparation. But this whole eyeball tattoo thing takes discomfort to a whole new level. I have friends who can't even touch their own eye - can you image sticking a needle in there, instead? It's all way too 'Clockwork Orange,' if you ask me.

Monday, February 23, 2009

What's the Point of Points?

I hate mileage programs. I know they are supposed to encourage loyalty and for a while I was being loyal to one airline - Air Canada - due to all my Boston-Toronto flights. And just as I was nearing enough points for a free round-trip ticket, they pulled the rug out from under me. I went to check my account balance one day and wham! All my points were gone. I called the airline and was told my points had expired due to inactivity.

That's all good and fine except for two things - a) I was never informed my points would expire; and b) I had been 'active' through one of the airline's partners but they wouldn't accept that excuse without a copy of my boarding pass (which of course I no longer had). I called up the partner airline and they wouldn't re-issue a copy of the old boarding pass without me paying an exorbitant fee.

It's still a sore point for me - as you may have noticed - even though this happened over a year ago. But it's also resigned me to the fact that I will never get enough points for a free flight and on the off chance that I do, I will
likely have those points revoked 5 minutes before booking that flight. Or I will just never be able to find a flight that I can use on points (unless it's one with two connections and a red-eye itinerary for what could have been a 2 hour direct flight).

I am especially angry at Air Canada - an airline that I had been loyal to for years - for revoking my points without notifying me of their new expiration date policy. I tell everyone to avoid flying them at all costs and even get points on one of their partner airlines anytime I am forced to fly them. That'll show them! Or will it? I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens to me on another airline. It's like the roadrunner and the coyote - I feel like I'll always be chasing that darn bird and inevitably end up suspended in the air for a second over a great chasm, only to find myself plummeting down to the bedrock below.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

What Will They Think of Next?

I was reading New Scientist and I just flipped by an article about the 'e-cigarette.' This is a battery-powered fake cigarette that looks just like the real thing (complete with glowing red tip and puff of fake white smoke) yet it doesn't burn and it delivers a few micrograms of nicotine from a refillable cartridge. And guess what? It's now available in the US:
http://www.ecigarettesusa.com/

Apparently these fake cigs look so real people are being asked to take it outside - but since the puff of smoke contains none of the dangerous chemicals found in second-hand smoke, it's actually perfectly legal to smoke it inside. It will look nice next to the glow of the fake LED candle at your table. What's next - fake food to complete your dining experience?

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Running of the Brides

For those of you not familiar with the 'Running of the Brides,' this is a Boston tradition involving the department store 'Filene's Basement,' a bunch of brides-to-be and a whole lot of tuile. The bi-yearly event brings in brides (and their families and friends) from all over the country who are looking to nab one of the deeply discounted remainder bridal gowns Filene's Basement wants to get rid of.

I, myself, am a former bride runner. I went to the August '08 event and amazingly found my wedding dress! But let me tell you, it wasn't easy. Doors open at 8 am (meaning you should get there no later than 2 am to get a good spot in line) and those brides-to-be are brutal. Every bride for herself. If you don't believe me, check out these pics:
http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/weddings/gallery/briderun09/

Another Casualty of the Economic Downturn: Shark Attacks

The poor aren't the only ones going hungry right now. It looks like sharks are are also missing out:
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2009/02/20/economy_cited_as_shark_attacks_decline/